- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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where's mom I killed her

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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