- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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