- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

And you honored it I see :P

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

You were born.

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