- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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