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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why so serious ?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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