- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

You know what's funny? Rape

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

think twice or at least think

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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