- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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