- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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