- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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