- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Your girlfriend.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Justin Bieber hits puberty

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

there once was a frog with no leggs

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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