- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Kevin and Ramin

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??