- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

knock knock who's there ?

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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