- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

how do you call someone? use a phone

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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