Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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