- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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