so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

someone called someone else a frog

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Where's my tractor?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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