- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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