Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Anyone can post anything.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

class is canceled. My professor died.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Praise Paisley

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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