- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I don't believe in giraffes.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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