- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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