How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

God is real.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Cameron is a r e t a r d

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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