How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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