- Anti Joke

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train