- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

9/11

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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