Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Tony Romo

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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