- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What is 9+10? 19

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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