a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Sarah Palin.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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