- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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