- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

There once was this guy and he fell down

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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