What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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