- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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