- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

every knight i see an owl at window

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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