you know whats not funny white boards.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What hurts like hell? HELL

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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