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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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