- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Click here to end the world.

All of these jokes are about white people

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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