Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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All of these jokes are about white people

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Click here to end the world.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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