- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Suck pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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