mmm i love marble bumhole

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Niall Horan

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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