A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What does? 42

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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