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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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