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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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