A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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