- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What has two legs? Half a cat

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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