Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Please don't shoot me

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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