- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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