- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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