Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Homo say what?

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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