- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Ms Leong Sux

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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