- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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