- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A storm be brewin!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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