A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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