if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

asians have slitted eyes lol

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

kieran is a homosexual

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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