- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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