- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Jewwy Jewstein

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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