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Get up Look in the mirror

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Anti Joke

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