Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

How about that airline food?

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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