How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

why am I writing this...im bored

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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