- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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