what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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My jeans

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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a black man pays his child support

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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