- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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