whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What is 9+10? 19

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

salad days!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Your mam is so fat.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A lot eh?

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

The Princess is in another castle

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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