why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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