- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Smeg...

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Small Penis.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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