- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

womens rights.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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