Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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