- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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