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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Knock Knock Who's there

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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