- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

get in the car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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