An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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