In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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