- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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