- Anti Joke

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Have you ever heard of a goose?

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

The Colts this year.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun