- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What happened to my sunglasses?

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Brain fart

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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