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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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