- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

I named my son ps2 controller

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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