How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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