- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

XD Jackass.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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