S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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guess what? bannanas

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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