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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What stops a train? A missile

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What hurts like hell? HELL

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.