- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Turkeys are obese

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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