- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.