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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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