- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Black people being friendly.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Horse.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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