- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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