- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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