Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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