Here's a joke The Holocaust.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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