Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Pickles are powerful

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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