- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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