Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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