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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

class is canceled. My professor died.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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