What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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