- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

i named my son Frodo because he was little

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what is 3+3= 8

What's long and black The unemployment line

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Waffles ate my grandma

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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