- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

pobody's nerfect

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

bite me

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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