What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why is the ground wet It rained

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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