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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What stops a train? A missile

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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