what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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boner

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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