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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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