- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

I drive a 'rarri

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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