- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

I have a really funny joke.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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