- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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