- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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