- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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