Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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