when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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