Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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