- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

the redsox

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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