What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What comes after 69? 70

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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