- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

hers a joke... japanese people

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

12 niqqa 12.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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