Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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