Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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roy g biv

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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