Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

binladin walks into the american seals

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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