Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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