What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why? Why not?

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

So a baby seal walks into a club

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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