- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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