- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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