How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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