Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Caolan and Eamon

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Anti Joke

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