- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

nolan is gay

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